So now that grandma and grandpa are gathered for the snoozefest of holidays, (second to any cindo de mayo, or what ever those beaners celebrate) does anyone have any real plans? i mean most holidays involve blowing something up or unwrapping some overly packaged and under rated dvd. (Yea i know they are dvd’s no matter what you pack them in!) So before you pass out from the tryptophan,or have some after dinner and before dinner or lunch or breakfast (what ever time you eat) think of what the pilgrims would do. I personally like to start with a trip to the horse track, where i will bet on horses till i loose my total net worth of 40 dollars. Next i take a visit to the old folks home to vist my grand parents, followed up by gorging on a dead bird and hard bread. After that, before i pass out, i will promptly dig out my copy of Uncle Buck, pop it in the DVD, and let the ‘rents veg out on late 80’s humor while i grab my stick of m1000 and blow the crap out of something. Now thats an american holiday.
till next time!