NUMBER 5: ‘They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.’
NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.’
NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!’
NUMBER 2: ‘Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?’
Number 1: And my all-time Favorite: (Raising your head slowly) ‘… in Jesus’ name, Amen.’
