Apparently someone is being moved today and it’s my job to do it. In a stroke of pure genius they chose not to tell one of the workers she was being moved until about 5 minutes ago. I can only guess that this is to avoid having to hear her loud and constant complaints. There is only one small flaw in this plan, it doesn’t help me! I’m going to be listening to this woman complain about printer settings, her special keyboard, etc for the next 45 minutes. Now it wasn’t too long ago that I was staring at by alarm clock trying to simultaneously hold on to the last bits of sleep and trying to concoct a reason to call out sick. I love monday mornings, the angry users, the system crashing, no coffee, and an empty water cooler.

