Undead Savior

(Using universal zombie rules where any mammal death that isn’t a brain destruction kill results in a zombie)

A man on patrol brings back a puppy he doesn’t realize is dying back to the fort, he is warned but misses its moment of death and is bitten. Selfishly refusing to kill himself he waits. After 30 minutes he realize that he has grown weaker but hasn’t turned into a zombie.

Man goes on patrol again and it is botched leading to a retreat, they are escaping except one young female catches up to them as man goes to kill her she breaks through to him.

(When someone tries to push a zombie away by force to their neck or upper body they are bitten because of a lightening quick almost snake like turn of the zombie’s head or lunge)

He is bitten in front of the team. He has only moments to convince them he won’t change and has been bitten before. They check his vitals and notice a slowed pulse and that he is cold instead of the sudden increase in pulse and body heat of the recently infected.

Wound is concealed by team and he is snuck into the compound which was once a hospital and its grounds.

(Hospitals are usually deathtraps in zombie situations)

The leader happens to be a female scientist. After examine the man and his blood she is convinced he is immune to the zombie virus. Though she notices some other strange properties about his blood and the way it is attacking and destroying the virus but appears to be “eating” the blood in the infected sample. As she is smiling up at the man looking up from a microscope she looks into his mouth and screams. Several of the team members loyal to the man rush into the lab as she stutters and tells them to look at his mouth.

They discover fangs.

Using man made vampires to stop a zombie outbreak it could happen.

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5 Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Work Due to the Overwhelming Complexity of Government Work

 

NUMBER 5: ‘They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.’

NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.’

NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!’

NUMBER 2: ‘Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?’

Number 1: And my all-time Favorite: (Raising your head slowly) ‘… in Jesus’ name, Amen.’

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My Floating Machine

I was inspired at the office and costructed this. Yes the SoBe cap is floating and the tape is holding it down.

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I have a blog

Apparently I still own this website, maybe I should put something up here..

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This is something I typed one morning at PAX… there were a couple witnesses.

Was at PAX remember going up stairs same design as staircase at home

Tried to get ahold of girlfriend, unable to funny joke from friends about international problems,

Incorrect text to girls (I could read it) something about needing to do homework on her, gets turned into basically inviting her to a class

Invited too many girls to class they barge through a front door afew dudes show

Alpha male story on picnic tables infront of a rest stop

Fight strong guy (fought to my knees can’t win) tell him I will do nothing but work to become stronger and in 5 years will destroy him. Tell the guys there that they aren’t true alpha males but simply dumb animalistic guys females are genetically programmed to respond to.

Fight weak guy (push him up against gas pump he pulls a knife) I see a guy I know behind weak guy and ask him to toss me a gun he does but I miss it and it slides, we both run for it.

Killed weak guy as we get to gun I refer his knife and stab him in the chest with it.

Try to get phone number for 911 off an armored car

Called 911 call interrupted by cars fleeing hurricane flood I yell to her that someone has just driven off a bridge, a huge flood of water carries people and cars through a tunnel under the freeway that is below the raised rest stop

911 operator doesn’t hear I killed man because disaster gets to her

Stay at rest stop for a day or two it is all white I don’t remember other people there, its all white and to reach outside had to go through an empty room shaped exactly garage from home including going through the backdoor which would normally lead to the garage.

Wake up one morning to find guys stealing things from car, guy is standing at trunk of car lifting out t shirts and other equipment, somehow I know laptop isn’t in there.

They had another Z4 and were using a key I see 3 guys despite Z4 being a two seater

I try to chase them but something is wrong with my car (seat missing)

I can’t move fast enough despite them being on some kind of scooters now Z4 guy drove off

See them in red sports car they pile into with the scooters.

Police copter attempts to kill them with blades of rotors

I you turn and see car missing copter crashing something tells me to turn left

Down an alley. Catch up to criminals demand to be accepted into car stealing gang

Old man says funny quip similar to my father

(cut to me dialing phone) horrendous heartbreaking call to parents to tell them I won’t be coming home that I’ve killed a man and I’m going to begin stealing cars

(cut scene to time later) I go in with a woman from the gang we are using real estate information to find out which homes to rob (new business)

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Lazy Days

I’m not sure if my wordpress account works but I’m definitely going to install the apps on everyone’s iPhones.

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Twitter, you’re so loud.

I’ve been using twitter for quite awhile now but didn’t really get into it hardcore until mid last year because of the PAX trip. Now having inched up close to the 200s in the number of people I’m following its getting tough to stay on top of the crazy and fun conversations going on. Using device updates to keep a handle on the people I should probably be paying attention to has helped to keep alot of confusion at bay but this morning I started Twitterfon after a couple hours and the amount of tweets was astounding. I can only imagine what its going to be like this year now that twitter is starting to blow up. Maybe twitter will finally add a groups feature.

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How Lame is that?

Wall E I just finished watching Wall-E. Now I know several of you are thinking LAME! Not to mention a few of you said that when I so much as mentioned it to you, I choose to believe this is because your friends are thugs. Wall-E if nothing else is a fun way to show off your HD TV at 1080p it has a surprising amount of oomph behind it. The story of Wall-E besides being a love story between two cute robots is that humans broke the planet and left on a “vacation” while robots were supposed to be cleaning. The movie never explains why the other billion Wall-E robots stopped working but at least a whole bunch of humans return and try to farm a little plant.

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In sufferable writers block…

Now I know that a constant stream of ridiculous activities and experiences pepper my life but there is a problem! Filtering all of this. Now I could just stream a constant running log of all the things I do but even if I changed the names to protect the innocent it wouldn’t be terribly hard to figure out who I was talking about. But you know what they’ll live!

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Self Commitments

People constantly make promises to themselves that are rarely if ever kept. A huge offender of this is the dreaded New Years Resolution. I’m curious as to why people feel the need to wait and entire 365 days and sometimes 366 just to lie to themselves. I’m not trying to preach to anyone because I know also practice this activity. There’s been many promises made in my day and a lot of them I didn’t keep ranging from what not to eat or drink, who to hang out with, or how to spend my time. But at the time of making these promises I earnestly felt that I’d keep them, I’m curios if there is a way to ensure that the same conviction that made the promise can be carried through day to day life in order to ensure its completion. Say for instance something as going to the gym, its easy to buy the membership, easy to decide you’re going to go, its even easy to go buy a large amount of gym gear. But when it comes to actually getting off your behind and going that’s a whole other ball game. Putting down the videogames, hanging up the phone, telling your friends bye, that is tough. Even knowing that your goal has obvious and tangible advantages doesn’t even help. In light of the recent financial turmoil a significant amount of people are thinking towards education to ensure that they are kept away from the chopping block. But for some reason I don’t think that’s going to be the secret recipe for most people. Well maybe if I can ’stay the course’ with my new commitments anyone can.

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