Whatever At Best » Joke http://whateveratbest.com For all of life's moments that are whatever at best. Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:14:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 For Immediate Release to All SBA and Other Government Workers http://whateveratbest.com/2010/01/26/for-immediate-release-to-all-sba-and-other-government-workers/ http://whateveratbest.com/2010/01/26/for-immediate-release-to-all-sba-and-other-government-workers/#comments Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:10:23 +0000 BrianCalhoun http://whateveratbest.com/?p=124 5 Things to Say If You Get Caught Sleeping at Work Due to the Overwhelming Complexity of Government Work

 

NUMBER 5: ‘They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.’

NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.’

NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!’

NUMBER 2: ‘Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?’

Number 1: And my all-time Favorite: (Raising your head slowly) ‘… in Jesus’ name, Amen.’

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