NUMBER 5: ‘They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.’
NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to.’
NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time!’
NUMBER 2: ‘Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?’
Number 1: And my all-time Favorite: (Raising your head slowly) ‘… in Jesus’ name, Amen.’
Apparently someone is being moved today and it’s my job to do it. In a stroke of pure genius they chose not to tell one of the workers she was being moved until about 5 minutes ago. I can only guess that this is to avoid having to hear her loud and constant complaints. There is only one small flaw in this plan, it doesn’t help me! I’m going to be listening to this woman complain about printer settings, her special keyboard, etc for the next 45 minutes. Now it wasn’t too long ago that I was staring at by alarm clock trying to simultaneously hold on to the last bits of sleep and trying to concoct a reason to call out sick. I love monday mornings, the angry users, the system crashing, no coffee, and an empty water cooler.